Kanye West is Not Dead

Super douche Kanye West has been rumored to be dead today.  He's not, it's an internet hoax.  There was no car accident.  Kanye's girlfriend, Amber Rose, posted on twitter:

This RIPKanyeWest topic is not funny and its NOT TRUE! He has people like myself and his family that love him very much.
Its in extreme poor taste to have that as a trendy topic. It's totally disrespectful to make up a story like this where all human
and we all make mistakes and to say someone died cuz of a mistake is ridiculous. U wouldn't want someone to say that about u.
Or someone u love it's not funny.  

First of all, it wasn't a mistake is was a series of idotic moves because the man has an ego the size of North America.  Still, it's not nice to say someone is dead when they aren't.  I personally don't wish him dead, I just wish him into obscurity.  

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