09 June, 2012

Taylor Swift Hurt John Mayer's Feelings

Taylor Swift did what Taylor Swift does and wrote a song about her broken heart after her failed relationship with John Mayer.  A lot of artists do that, um hello, Justin Timberlake.  John Mayer said this is cheap songwriting, he said she was kicking him while he was down.  I would feel more sorry for him if he was an innocent instead of a singer with verbal diarrhea who called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm.  The truth is, he's a fabulous talent but he doesn't seem to have the whole relationship thing down. 

Here's a snippet of the song:

Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home

Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young to be played with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should've known

Sorry John, I'm loving the song and siding with Taylor.  You kinda proved yourself to be a bit of a douche with women.  Be better in the future and people may not feel the need to lash out at you. 

Creative Commons - Photo Credit: Julio Enriquez
Lilo smashed her (rented) Porshe into the back of a garbage truck, totaling it.  Is anyone surprised?  Yeah, me neither.  The lovely Ms. Lindsay Lohan and her assistant were slightly injured after Lindsay rear ended the huge truck.  She's seriously lucky to be alive, little cars and giant trucks don't match up well.  Showing a work ethic that few knew existed, the actress spent two hours at the hospital and then went to work on the new Liz Taylor movie.  

03 January, 2012

It's Raining Celebrity Divorces

Near the end of 2011 we were showered with celebrity divorce announcements.  They included:

Ashton Kutcher (1st Marriage) & Demi Moore (3rd Marriage)
 Married 09.24.2005
No Children Together
Alleged Cause: He Cheated

Kobe Bryant (1st Marriage) & Vanessa Bryant (1st Marriage)
Married 04.18.2001
2 Children: Natalia (born 01.19.2003); Gianna (born 05.01.2006)
Alleged Cause: He Cheated (A LOT)

Katy Perry (1st Marriage) & Russell Brand  (1st Marriage)
 Married 10.23.2010
No Children
Alleged Cause: Katy Likes to Party
Deion Sanders (2nd Marriage) & Pilar Biggers-Sanders (1st Marriage)
Married 05.21.1999
3 Children Together: Shilo;  Shedeur; Shelomi
 Alleged Cause: Deion wanted a Housewife

Rodney Atkins (1st Marriage) & Tammy Atkins (2nd Marriage)
Married 04.26.1998
1 Child Together: Elijah (born 09.28.2001)
Alleged Cause: He Tried to Smother Her
Kim Kardashian (2nd Marriage) & Kris Humphries (1st Marriage)
 Married 08.20.2011
No Children
Alleged Cause: Wedding a Ratings Ploy

Holly Marie Combs (2nd Marriage) & David Donoho (1st Marriage)
Married 02.14.2004
 3 Children: Finley (born 04.26.2004); Riley (born 10.26.2006); Kelley (born 05.26.2009)
Alleged Cause: Irreconcilable Differences

 Sinead O'Connor (4th Marriage) & Barry Herridge (Unknown)
Married 12.09.2011
No Children Together
Alleged Cause: Her Drug Use and His Family (1st Marriage)

Debra Messing (1st Marriage) & Daniel Zelman (1st Marriage)
Married 09.03.2000
1Child: Roman (born 04.07.2004)
Alleged Cause and/or Alleged Rebound: She's Dating her Married Co-Star

Happy New Year!