Taylor Swift Hurt John Mayer's Feelings

Taylor Swift did what Taylor Swift does and wrote a song about her broken heart after her failed relationship with John Mayer.  A lot of artists do that, um hello, Justin Timberlake.  John Mayer said this is cheap songwriting, he said she was kicking him while he was down.  I would feel more sorry for him if he was an innocent instead of a singer with verbal diarrhea who called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm.  The truth is, he's a fabulous talent but he doesn't seem to have the whole relationship thing down. 

Here's a snippet of the song:

Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home

Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young to be played with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should've known

Sorry John, I'm loving the song and siding with Taylor.  You kinda proved yourself to be a bit of a douche with women.  Be better in the future and people may not feel the need to lash out at you. 

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John Mayer Annouces Throat Surgery, Travel

John Mayer took to his blog to announce to the world that he has undergone throat surgery to remove a granule.  He is on complete vocal rest for at least a month.  I hope this doesn't affect his wonderful voice.

John Mayer also said that he's going to use the time to travel the country, to look and listen.  Keep your eyes open, you never know when or where you will get a muted Mayer sighting.

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John Mayer and Jen Aniston are Back for Round Three

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. I never really thought that worked in relationships. It seems to me that if you don't succeed there's probably a damn good reason and you should move on. It seems that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back together again. She looks like a man, he allegedly kisses men...I guess it works.

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Deja Vu? John Mayer and Jessica Simpson

There's been a ton of buzz around that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are indeed back together. They broke up in 2007 after spending a year together. I never understood the connection, but they did look happy. Sadly, neither of them seem to be able to sustain a relationship in the long term. Maybe this time will be different. Maybe. John has dated everyone in Hollywood including Jennifer Aniston, Jessica most recently dated Tony Romo.
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