09 June, 2012

Taylor Swift Hurt John Mayer's Feelings

Taylor Swift did what Taylor Swift does and wrote a song about her broken heart after her failed relationship with John Mayer.  A lot of artists do that, um hello, Justin Timberlake.  John Mayer said this is cheap songwriting, he said she was kicking him while he was down.  I would feel more sorry for him if he was an innocent instead of a singer with verbal diarrhea who called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm.  The truth is, he's a fabulous talent but he doesn't seem to have the whole relationship thing down. 

Here's a snippet of the song:

Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home

Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young to be played with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should've known

Sorry John, I'm loving the song and siding with Taylor.  You kinda proved yourself to be a bit of a douche with women.  Be better in the future and people may not feel the need to lash out at you. 

Creative Commons - Photo Credit: Julio Enriquez
Lilo smashed her (rented) Porshe into the back of a garbage truck, totaling it.  Is anyone surprised?  Yeah, me neither.  The lovely Ms. Lindsay Lohan and her assistant were slightly injured after Lindsay rear ended the huge truck.  She's seriously lucky to be alive, little cars and giant trucks don't match up well.  Showing a work ethic that few knew existed, the actress spent two hours at the hospital and then went to work on the new Liz Taylor movie.