Mrs. McClusky has Operation to Cure her Lung Cancer

Kathryn Joosten, who plays Mrs. McClusky on Desperate Housewives, had an operation today to remove a cancerous growth on her lung in her second bout with lung cancer.  She was diagnosed with this cancer in early September.  The doctors believe that the cancer was contained and that they got all of the cancerous tissue and do not plan to do radiation or chemo at this time.  They will be monitoring her every few months by CAT scan to be sure.
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Nicole Richie Injured in a Car Wreck with Paparazzi

Nicole Richie was rear ended by a car driven by a paparazzi, there were two photographers in the car.  The photographer was arrested for driving without a license because his identification could not be documented.  Nicole complained of pain but refused to have an ambulance come, saying she preferred to use her own doctors and did not want to be taken to a hospital.  Good choice Nicole, more private and less chance of catching something with those two little ones around. 

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LeAnn Rimes Isn't Satisfied with Taking Brandi Glanville's Husband - She Has to Rub it In Her Face Too

LeAnn Rimes won, she got the guy.  Brandi Glanville wanted to keep her family intact, she didn't want to believe that her husband Eddie Cibrian would cheat on her.  She went as far as calling LeAnn a stalker when her husband denied that he returned LeAnn's affection.  When it became undeniable that there was an affair, Brandi resigned herself to it and Eddie filed for divorce.  LeAnn then also filed for divorce from her husband Dean Sheremet.  They then groped on the beach in Cabo San Lucas.

Now Brandi is again saying that LeAnn is a stalker, with good reason: “I have a new neighbor and her name is LeAnn Rimes. She’s moved in a half a mile from my house and a block from my son’s school. So she is completely space invading me at the moment so things are not cool… There is a point where she needs to have a sensitive side and back the F up… Honestly, she’s Single White Female-ing me. She wants my life. She wants my kids. She wants my husband. She can have most of everything but just not my children or my family,” says Brandi.

As Jennifer Aniston would say, LeAnn seems to be missing a sensitivity chip.  It must be horrible to always be concerned about bumping into your husbands new girlfriend.  Maybe Brandi is right, maybe it wasn't Eddie Cibrian LeAnn was after, but rather Brandi Glanville's life.  Creepy little rat-faced woman.  I think Brandi could totally take her. 

Amy Winehouse's Bank Account 1/10 of What it Was a Year Ago

Amy Winehouse's bank accounts have reportedly slid from nearly £10m last year to just over £1m this year.  That's a massive reduction in wealth, she has spent 90% of her money.  There is apparantly still some residuals coming in, but there is obviously a spending vs. earning problem.  Eight month vacations in St. Lucia probably don't help.  £9m in 12 months is the equivalent of £750,000 a month.  Amy reportedly has £1,067,328 in the bank, at today's exchange rate, the equivalent of  US $1,705,023.97.  At this rate she will be broke in less than two months.

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Can Jon Gosselin Get Any Lower - Cleans Out Joint Account Against Arbitrator's Rules

Jon Gosselin has reportedly cleared out his joint account with Kate Gosselin after announcing that he wanted to halt their divorce.  After being strictly prohibited to do so by an arbitrator Jon withdrew hundreds of thousands of dollars from a joint account he held with his estranged wife, Kate, leaving her with $1,000.  Kate uses that account to pay the family bills.  An account set aside for the children was not touched. 

A lawyer for Kate Gosselin has sent Jon a letter demanding that he return the money.  Court papers to the same effect will be filed on Monday.  Since the announcement that Jon and Kate were splitting up Jon has dated at least two young women, hung out with Michael Lohan, attended a VMA afterparty, called the police on Kate when she objected to his young babysitter, proclaimed that he despises Kate on National TV, claimed that Kate abused him, claimed that he loves his younger girlfriend more than Kate, been kicked off Jon and Kate Plus 8 by TLC, tried to halt divorce proceedings, and attempted to pull his kids off Kate Plus 8. 

Sean Penn Beats Paparazzi

A photographer filed a police report after being beated by Sean Penn, according to TMZ.  Penn reportedly kicked and hit Jordan Dawes several times.  Classy guy.  This brings back memories of the days of Sean Penn beating up photographers while married to Madonna...and then beating up Madonna herself.  What a charmer.  Penn's wife Robin Wright Penn filed for divorce in August. 

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Trouble in Speidi Paradise

Let me make this clear, Spencer Pratt should not reproduce.  He's disgusting, ugly, and has no redeeming qualities.  I didn't watch The Hills, but I did watch I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.  I don't see the attraction from beautiful Heidi Montag.

Spencer recently came out and said he doesn't like to have sex with his new wife Heidi because he's afraid she will discontinue her birth control without telling him.




This morning Heidi co-hosted the view, with Spencer miked up in the audience.  Heidi said that she wants 4 or 5 kids.  Spencer wants none, he wants a vasectomy.  He doesn't trust her, to the point where he's afraid she will poke holes in his condoms. 

This looks like a deal breaker to me.
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