Whitney and Bobby's Drug Den Up for Sale

The New Jersey home that Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown lived and were married in is up for sale for $2.5 million.  That's less than half of the appraised value of $5.6 million.  Whitney holed away in the mansion for months at a time in her pajamas doing every sort of substance but crack, because of course "crack is whack."  She's far too rich for crack, didn't you hear? Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown divorced in 1997.

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Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman Break Up in Twitterland

Jon Gosselin, 32, made the news again last week when Hailey Glassman, Jon's 22-year-old girlfriend, said he was emotionally abusive and took out his frustrations by being mean to her.  Then he chasticized the paparazzi for following him a few days ago.  Now he is twittering away, for all the world to see.
This morning he tweeted:
Going home to see my kids,-excited, but i'll miss Hailey =-(. She has made me realize I need to be an honest person/father for my kids.
Then she tweeted: 
Yes I am semi-single, but definitely NOT YET ready to mingle. I need some Hailey time and regroup myself and my life.
Then he tweeted:
Came home to my kinds,got big HUGS! Made Dinner, and cleaning up so we can then all watch a movie.Read Hailey's tweet, Still miss her though

Gross.  But there you go, they seem to be done, until they aren't anymore.

Lindsay Lohan was Making out with Gerard Butler in Morocco

Lindsay Lohan, 23, was in Morocco this weekend celebrating the opening of the Sol Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort with a host of other celebrities including Gerard Butler, Naomi Campbell, Guy Ritchie, Naomi Watts, Lieb Schreiber, and Lisa Snowdon.  Lindsay seemed to take a liking to Gerard Butler, 39, dirty dancing and making out with him all night.  They then left together in a golf cart.  Looks like Lindsay is back to men.

Lindsay told The Mirror "He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all." She also said her breakup makes her want to have a heart attack when she thinks about it and she wants to find someone who loves her back.

Mel Gibson's Girlfriend has Given Birth Prematurely

Mel Gibson's girlfriend has given birth to his 8th child.  The baby girl arrived Friday, she is Mel's 2nd daughter.  Oksana Grigorieva was due in December, but the baby is said to be doing fine.  Mel's wife, Robyn, filed for divorce back in April. 

Elton John Must Be Really Sick

British music superstar, Elton John, 62, has been canceling and postponing concerts left and right lately.  He has been ill, with a bout with a serious e-coli bacterial infection and the flu.   The latest shows to be postponed are November 4, 7, and 10 shows with Billy Joel in the US.  Elton John has reportedly been hospitalized, his partner David Furnish told the Mail that "he's okay--he's fine."  Hopefully Elton is on the mend soon.

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Lindsay Lohan Scared by Man with Fake Gun in Morocco

Lindsay Lohan recently arrived in Morocco.  According to her twitter page, Lindsay Lohan was terrified and crying when a man pulled up next to her in his car as she walked along the street with a security guard, he pointed a gun at her and pulled the trigger.  She screamed and ducked, while talking to mom Dina on the phone and then cried hysterically while the man laughed.  Real nice. 
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Angelina and Brad Adopt Child Number 7

Angelina Jolie, 34, and Brad Pitt, 45, have reportedly adopted a 7th child.  The child is from Syria, no further information is known at this time.  Congrats!
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