LeAnn Rimes Isn't Satisfied with Taking Brandi Glanville's Husband - She Has to Rub it In Her Face Too

LeAnn Rimes won, she got the guy.  Brandi Glanville wanted to keep her family intact, she didn't want to believe that her husband Eddie Cibrian would cheat on her.  She went as far as calling LeAnn a stalker when her husband denied that he returned LeAnn's affection.  When it became undeniable that there was an affair, Brandi resigned herself to it and Eddie filed for divorce.  LeAnn then also filed for divorce from her husband Dean Sheremet.  They then groped on the beach in Cabo San Lucas.

Now Brandi is again saying that LeAnn is a stalker, with good reason: “I have a new neighbor and her name is LeAnn Rimes. She’s moved in a half a mile from my house and a block from my son’s school. So she is completely space invading me at the moment so things are not cool… There is a point where she needs to have a sensitive side and back the F up… Honestly, she’s Single White Female-ing me. She wants my life. She wants my kids. She wants my husband. She can have most of everything but just not my children or my family,” says Brandi.

As Jennifer Aniston would say, LeAnn seems to be missing a sensitivity chip.  It must be horrible to always be concerned about bumping into your husbands new girlfriend.  Maybe Brandi is right, maybe it wasn't Eddie Cibrian LeAnn was after, but rather Brandi Glanville's life.  Creepy little rat-faced woman.  I think Brandi could totally take her. 

Amy Winehouse's Bank Account 1/10 of What it Was a Year Ago

Amy Winehouse's bank accounts have reportedly slid from nearly £10m last year to just over £1m this year.  That's a massive reduction in wealth, she has spent 90% of her money.  There is apparantly still some residuals coming in, but there is obviously a spending vs. earning problem.  Eight month vacations in St. Lucia probably don't help.  £9m in 12 months is the equivalent of £750,000 a month.  Amy reportedly has £1,067,328 in the bank, at today's exchange rate, the equivalent of  US $1,705,023.97.  At this rate she will be broke in less than two months.

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Can Jon Gosselin Get Any Lower - Cleans Out Joint Account Against Arbitrator's Rules

Jon Gosselin has reportedly cleared out his joint account with Kate Gosselin after announcing that he wanted to halt their divorce.  After being strictly prohibited to do so by an arbitrator Jon withdrew hundreds of thousands of dollars from a joint account he held with his estranged wife, Kate, leaving her with $1,000.  Kate uses that account to pay the family bills.  An account set aside for the children was not touched. 

A lawyer for Kate Gosselin has sent Jon a letter demanding that he return the money.  Court papers to the same effect will be filed on Monday.  Since the announcement that Jon and Kate were splitting up Jon has dated at least two young women, hung out with Michael Lohan, attended a VMA afterparty, called the police on Kate when she objected to his young babysitter, proclaimed that he despises Kate on National TV, claimed that Kate abused him, claimed that he loves his younger girlfriend more than Kate, been kicked off Jon and Kate Plus 8 by TLC, tried to halt divorce proceedings, and attempted to pull his kids off Kate Plus 8. 

Sean Penn Beats Paparazzi

A photographer filed a police report after being beated by Sean Penn, according to TMZ.  Penn reportedly kicked and hit Jordan Dawes several times.  Classy guy.  This brings back memories of the days of Sean Penn beating up photographers while married to Madonna...and then beating up Madonna herself.  What a charmer.  Penn's wife Robin Wright Penn filed for divorce in August. 

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Trouble in Speidi Paradise

Let me make this clear, Spencer Pratt should not reproduce.  He's disgusting, ugly, and has no redeeming qualities.  I didn't watch The Hills, but I did watch I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.  I don't see the attraction from beautiful Heidi Montag.

Spencer recently came out and said he doesn't like to have sex with his new wife Heidi because he's afraid she will discontinue her birth control without telling him.




This morning Heidi co-hosted the view, with Spencer miked up in the audience.  Heidi said that she wants 4 or 5 kids.  Spencer wants none, he wants a vasectomy.  He doesn't trust her, to the point where he's afraid she will poke holes in his condoms. 

This looks like a deal breaker to me.
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Jon Gosselin is a Sore Loser - Tries to Kill Show for Kate and Kids

First Jon dumps Kate.  Then he frolics around with girls who are barely legal.  Then he says he despises his ex and loves his new girlfriend more than he ever loved Kate.  He calls Kate an abuser.  He tries to relive his twenties.  He acts like a total douche and hangs out with the likes of Michael Lohan. 

Then TLC dumps Jon.  Now it's Kate Plus 8.  I've monitored message board feedback on this and I have not come across one person who didn't basically say good riddance to Jon.  He's lost the public sympathy and put things on record that his kids will have to see later.  Kate has stepped up to the plate and let us see a very likeable side of her on the View.  Jon allegedly has sex with random women in the family home while the kids are present, albeit asleep. 

Now that TLC has dumped Jon he suddenly realizes that his life, as he knows it is over.  He will no longer have the money to relive his twenties and once he fades into obscurity the women will no longer be their either.  Dads of eight with no money, hairplugs, and a gut aren't really in demand.  So he tries to put a halt to divorce proceedings.  Kate, wait, I want your money back! 

My guess is that his pleas to Kate fell on deaf ears because today he's setting out to halt the show from filming his children any more.  Jon's attorney spoke to ET about the issue.  Jon has told TLC to cease and desist filming the children for Jon and Kate Plus 8 and informed them that they are not allowed on his property and that he will call the police if they do enter the property.  The attorney also indicated that Jon would likely not consent to have his children on Kate Plus 8 either. 

I guess if Jon can't have the show, no one can! 

There Goes That Rumor - Madonna is Not Getting Married

Last night Madonna was on Dave Letterman.  When he asked her if she'd ever marry again, she said "I'd rather get hit by a train."  Click here to see the video.  It's actually a pretty good interview.  When Dave brings up A-Rod, who Madonna was rumored to be dating as her marriage fell apart, Madonna turns it around on him and makes it about his A-Rod/Sarah Palin scandal. 

We had earlier reported that Madonna was set to marry her boytoy Jesus Luz.  Looks like either bad information or a change of heart, on her part.  It's okay, he doesn't look like he's going to age well anyway.  She's actually aging like a fine wine, very impressive.