Taylor Swift Hurt John Mayer's Feelings

Taylor Swift did what Taylor Swift does and wrote a song about her broken heart after her failed relationship with John Mayer.  A lot of artists do that, um hello, Justin Timberlake.  John Mayer said this is cheap songwriting, he said she was kicking him while he was down.  I would feel more sorry for him if he was an innocent instead of a singer with verbal diarrhea who called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm.  The truth is, he's a fabulous talent but he doesn't seem to have the whole relationship thing down. 

Here's a snippet of the song:

Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home

Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young to be played with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should've known

Sorry John, I'm loving the song and siding with Taylor.  You kinda proved yourself to be a bit of a douche with women.  Be better in the future and people may not feel the need to lash out at you. 

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are Done

Justin Timberlake has finished yet another long term relationship according to US Weekly.  I wonder if he'll write a song about this one.  Justin dated Jessica Biel for 2 years, before that he was in a long term relationship with Cameron Diaz, and before that he was in a long term relationship with Britney Spears. 

Now that Brit Brit is sane again and divorced this clears the way for the golden couple to get back together, they're both fabulous right now in terms of careers and that would make Britney's comeback story complete. 

He apparantly broke it off with Jessica by phone about a month ago, but she's been holding out hope for a reconciliation.  Get ready Justin, you are now America's most eligible bachelor. 

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